Do I Need to Leave Out Tissue....

[KeithD]

.... on Xmas Eve in case santa cums down my chimney?

[mickcant]

I have no chimney so he wont be able to "cum" here
Mick.

[KeithD]

Actually.... nor do I .... do I need to build one?

[mickcant]

Actually.... nor do I .... do I need to build one?

Depends what you are hoping for
I expect nothing so wont need one
Mick.

[stevewool]

i have 4 fireplaces yes 3 are bricked up but might get santa cumming down my chimney

[Steve.r]

I like to use a tissue to wipe my nose

[joebloggs]

I like to use a tissue to wipe my nose

well you better not use one of scouser Keiths tissues

anyway i find a tissue not big enough, always leave a sock for him

[alanp]

if he comes down my chimney he will get burt my fire will be on