2 cocaine addicts

[Englishman2010]

Two cocaine addicts make a mistake and each sniff a line of curry powder. In a bad state they are rushed to hospital. The next day their friend calls the hospital to see how they are and is told that one has a dicky tikka and the other is in a corma.

Ok, I know it's bad, but I can't publish the really good jokes I get sent

[Doc Alan]

So no one could takeaway the addicts from hospital .

[Terpe]

[Englishman2010]

So no one could takeaway the addicts from hospital .

That's worse than mine Alan

[Doc Alan]

That's worse than mine Alan

We will both be strung up

[rani]

nice one ian
and doc alan too