well one of mine springs to mind, i think it was in TGI's in Makati, we were sat there with a table full of drinks and food, and i went to pick the ketchup up from the middle of the table, but clipped the bottm of the ketchup bottle on the top of a glass full of coke, it went all over my lap and table
, many staff appeared out of nowhere to clean the mess up, and one said there was a hand dryer in the toilets, so as fast as i could i
to toliets and got as close as i could to the dryer and tried to direct the warm air
a number of filipinos walked in and gave me some funny looks
as i was trying to dry my jeans
, the scene was like out of Mr Bean, and after 20 mins or so i walked back to the table, then had to walk around Makati with wet patches on the crotch of my jeans
