I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?'
I said, 'No, permanent
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?'
I said, 'No, permanent
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It
was a turtle disaster
Q: Why is our British weather like a Muslim?
A: Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite
An elderly couple were attending a church service.
About half way through, she leans over and says to her husband and says,
"I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Friday Afternoon Verses Monday morning.
Very rare photo of the 1940 Tour de France:
I was telling the wife that an old bloke had just driven by on a tractor, shouting 'The end of the world is upon us!'.
She said 'that sounds like farmer Geddon'.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Little Johnny got kicked out of maths class today. The Teacher said to him: "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Claire and £5 to Katie, what would you have?" Aparently, three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab was not correct.
What's the difference between 'Iron Man' & 'Iron Woman'??
Iron Man is a Superhero.......
Iron Woman is an instruction.
Beware.... Beer..and what it does.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...es_622180a.swf
After all this controversy, I phoned up Sky Sports to cancel my subscription last night.
The woman on the phoned said "can I ask you why sir?"
I replied "could you put a bloke on the phone love?"
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