Jasper the Great Dane was down at the Vets when he got chatting to Rory the Jack Russel.
Jasper - Hi Rory what are you here for?
Rory - Well I hate cats and I saw my chance and attacked our neighbours cat giving it a good thrashing.
Jasper - Well why are you here?
Rory - I'm going to be castrated in an attempt to control my aggression.Why are you here?
Jasper - Well the misses was bending naked over the bath and I just couldn't control myself.Up I jumped and gave her one doggy style.
Rory - Wow I suppose you're for the chop as well?
Jasper - No I'm here to have my nails clipped.
