Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas?- No television?- No nude women?- No football?

No pork chops?- No hot dogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?

Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother in law?

You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?

You wipe your .... with your hand?- You cook over burning camel ....?

Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better?

It's not like it could get much worse.