I phoned up my mobile phone provider today to ask if I can use my mobile to make calls in the Philippines.

This is how the conversation went.

ME : Hi, can you tell me, am I able to make calls in the Philippines with my mobile?

HIM : Huh? Can you repeat that.

ME : Am I able to make calls in the Philippines with my mobile?

HIM : The Philippines....erm....give me a minute!

A short pause

HIM : What country is the Philippines in?

ME : The Philippines IS a country!!!

HIM : OK, give me a minute

A longer pause

HIM : err.....can't seem to find it on my list

ME : Try looking under 'P' or 'T'

HIM : OK, give me a minute

An even longer pause

HIM : Puerto Rico, Poland....hmmm....it doesn't look like The Philippines is on here

ME : Have you looked under 'T'

HIM : Yes

ME : OK, thanks for your time!

When I got home I decided to give them another ring and lo and behold I got my answer in about 30 seconds. I can use my mobile in the Philippines no problem.