Breaking Wind Will Get You Jailed

[Pete/London]

An article tucked away in the DM today, Malawi intends to prosecute
persistent offenders for breaking wind. There are some misgivings about proof though as its expected a lot of defendants will claim it was`nt them.

[Englishman2010]

There are some misgivings about proof though as its expected a lot of defendants will claim it was`nt them.

That's just about every woman in the country then

[imagine]

i thought women didnt fart sorry ladies would you prefer brake wind

[Arthur Little]

"Lip service" [literally!] ... bit like "a fart in a thunderstorm"!

[Steve.r]

Did anyone catch the movie 'Thunderpants' a couple of weeks ago? It just makes me chuckle all the way through. Paaaaaaarrrrppp!!!

[grahamw48]

It's a natural function.

What are they going to stop next...old men pissing their pants ?

I love farting, and I take great pride in being able to produce an exhaust note that is both magnificent, but at the same time musical.
I owe practically my whole legendary status at school to this ability, along with my perfect orations in Donald Duck and a host of other cartoon characters.

Hard-boiled eggs and baked beans are your friends.

I must add that my younger Filipino relations were particularly impressed too.

[stevewool]

better out then in but funny how some try to hide the sound

[Pete/London]

It's a natural function.

What are they going to stop next...old men pissing their pants ?

I love farting, and I take great pride in being able to produce an exhaust note that is both magnificent, but at the same time musical.
I owe practically my whole legendary status at school to this ability, along with my perfect orations in Donald Duck and a host of other cartoon characters.

Hard-boiled eggs and baked beans are your friends.

I must add that my younger Filipino relations were particularly impressed too.

I`m pretty old so I remember going to the pictures and seeing the main film and a b movie to go with it.One b movie was Leonard Rossiter playing a French showman whose act was farting to music, Le Petomane. The original had to give up his act as he got older and started to have accidents on stage.

[flyaway]

I feel like a 12-year-old for laughing at this