THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under".
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet; but when they go, they
take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER:
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world's best short joke:
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?""Not yet," she replied.
Originally Posted by steve monty
s, Ian 
