Another thing that's puzzled me if someone is be-headed apparently the brain is still alive for a few mins,so could you behead someone and say a dog and swap heads quickly and see what happens![]()
I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a man lying on the pavement with his ear to manhole cover........................![]()
The Daily Mail is a good read.![]()
Cameron Jerome the Birmingham City footballer came into my local last nightand had his photo taken with my mates. Must be the most famous person to ever visit that place
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In the olden days when they guillotined someone I wondered as the head fell in basket if you would think "aww **** this is not a good day"![]()
You've got a few seconds to blink before you pass out...... unless you land face down in doog poo![]()
Keith - Administrator
Hopefully dried and crispy![]()
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Last edited by aposhark; 12th February 2011 at 01:39. Reason: No Idea
It's all a question of bending your knees at the right time.
Anyone know where I can get second-hand anal bungs cos I'm a sad git![]()
Keith - Administrator
He said to me , come and have a listen......so i bent down and put my ear to the manhole cover
Jean Claude Van Damne is half filipino. I didn't know this till recently.
I can hear the cockerels through Maria's cam!
Shall I go to work and earn some more pennies (optional) or shall I do nothing all day apart from tv etc![]()
well..... you are still online, so I think option 2 was taken![]()
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
Why do fairy stories only have a happy ending on the last page ?![]()
Just going to watch 'Dog pound' looks good
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1422020/
Thats right he said...................its been like that all day![]()
RAF - Randy Anal Fingering
...any more....
Keith - Administrator
when i first time i met my husband he use to say,,
pretty MAMA !!!,,,,, you are ''SEX IN LEGS''
after 4 years being together,,,he is now telling,,''PIG ON WHEELS''GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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,WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?
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an airplane and a ship crashed each other ,..why did the ice cream man died??![]()
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
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