Well not the longest yet this being the first post but just talk about complete 'ollocks and keep it going
Well not the longest yet this being the first post but just talk about complete 'ollocks and keep it going
Keith - Administrator
My nose is 2-1/8" long, what does that mean?
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
You're a politician
Keith - Administrator
When i pick up people in taxi they say their name to me "greenwood" I say no I'm Les
chelsea to win the premiership now that must be a load of ollocks
i love watching Keith dance!!!
When i need fuel i often find that filling stations are generally the best places to use,had no luck at Tk Max or McDonalds,Can't even get any at Betty's tea rooms either
i like dried fish..sarap with fish sauce
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Dogs are more intelligent than humans.......................when was the last time you ever saw a dog stand on human sh*t!!!!
i wanna dress up as clown and have a custard pie fight
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?
is it fresh sloppy poo or hard dried poo
btw can you mix bagoong?
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo
Keith - Administrator
-=rayna.keith=-
...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...
Me and a mate discussed this years ago,he was going to mix it with lots of mash potato and curry powder,while I was gonna slow bake it til it was dried out,crispy,odourless and tasteless,mmm I'm hungry now
I am eating a chicken paste sanwich in brown nutty bread......... i AM TRYING NOT TO THINK OF DOG POO
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
was just showing my missus this thread........................she is still retching......
Sasquatch's Testicles.....well it is utter *******s...
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