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    Thumbs up The Utter Nonsense Thread - Longest Forum Thread

    Well not the longest yet this being the first post but just talk about complete 'ollocks and keep it going
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    My nose is 2-1/8" long, what does that mean?
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    You're a politician
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    You're a politician
    I'm not that diplomatic but i like a good
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    My nose is 2-1/8" long, what does that mean?
    It means it's not a foot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lestaxi1 View Post
    .....I say no I'm Les
    Sometimes I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body ..... did I read that right?
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    never eat yellow snow!!!:


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    chelsea to win the premiership now that must be a load of ollocks


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    Quote Originally Posted by bruneicop View Post
    never eat yellow snow!!!:
    I never eat white snow.... it may be salty
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    i love watching Keith dance!!!


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    When i need fuel i often find that filling stations are generally the best places to use,had no luck at Tk Max or McDonalds,Can't even get any at Betty's tea rooms either


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    i like dried fish..sarap with fish sauce
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    i like dried fish..sarap with fish sauce
    Some people have no taste
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    Dogs are more intelligent than humans.......................when was the last time you ever saw a dog stand on human sh*t!!!!


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    i wanna dress up as clown and have a custard pie fight
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bruneicop View Post
    Dogs are more intelligent than humans.......................when was the last time you ever saw a dog stand on human sh*t!!!!
    our family dog ate some other's dog when out walking him
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?


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    is it fresh sloppy poo or hard dried poo

    btw can you mix bagoong?
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by lestaxi1 View Post
    Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?
    Depends..
    Would I be allowed to spice it up a bit? Some garlic,salt and pepper? Fry it up a bit?


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    Quote Originally Posted by lestaxi1 View Post
    Would you eat a whole plate of dog poo for £10 million?
    YES, stick some pastry on the top and away i go!!!! hahah


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    If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo
    my wife is about to win £10 million
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Me and a mate discussed this years ago,he was going to mix it with lots of mash potato and curry powder,while I was gonna slow bake it til it was dried out,crispy,odourless and tasteless,mmm I'm hungry now


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    I am eating a chicken paste sanwich in brown nutty bread......... i AM TRYING NOT TO THINK OF DOG POO
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    If you ate dog poo with dried fish, you'd never taste the poo
    Yes..But is that allowed?


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    was just showing my missus this thread........................she is still retching......


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    Quote Originally Posted by bruneicop View Post
    was just showing my missus this thread........................she is still retching......
    Now she knows how we feel about dried fish!


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    Sasquatch's Testicles.....well it is utter *******s...


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