Another thing that's puzzled me if someone is be-headed apparently the brain is still alive for a few mins,so could you behead someone and say a dog and swap heads quickly and see what happens
I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a man lying on the pavement with his ear to manhole cover........................
The Daily Mail is a good read.
Cameron Jerome the Birmingham City footballer came into my local last night and had his photo taken with my mates. Must be the most famous person to ever visit that place
In the olden days when they guillotined someone I wondered as the head fell in basket if you would think "aww **** this is not a good day"
You've got a few seconds to blink before you pass out...... unless you land face down in doog poo
Keith - Administrator
Hopefully dried and crispy
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Last edited by aposhark; 12th February 2011 at 01:39. Reason: No Idea
It's all a question of bending your knees at the right time.
Anyone know where I can get second-hand anal bungs cos I'm a sad git
Keith - Administrator
He said to me , come and have a listen......so i bent down and put my ear to the manhole cover
Jean Claude Van Damne is half filipino. I didn't know this till recently.
I can hear the cockerels through Maria's cam!
Shall I go to work and earn some more pennies (optional) or shall I do nothing all day apart from tv etc
well..... you are still online, so I think option 2 was taken
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
Why do fairy stories only have a happy ending on the last page ?
Just going to watch 'Dog pound' looks good
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1422020/
Thats right he said...................its been like that all day
RAF - Randy Anal Fingering
...any more....
Keith - Administrator
when i first time i met my husband he use to say,, pretty MAMA !!!,,,,, you are ''SEX IN LEGS''
after 4 years being together,,,he is now telling,,''PIG ON WHEELS'' GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ,,,,WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?
an airplane and a ship crashed each other ,..why did the ice cream man died??
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
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