A man and a woman who had never met found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk and she in the lower.
During the night,the man woke and asked ''sorry to bother you but would u like to reach into the closet 2 get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!!''
''Ive better idea'' she replied,'' why don't we pretend we're married?''
''woow wot a great idea'' he said.
''good'' she replied.'' get your own blooming blanket u lazy b****rd!!''
