I thought this would be that 'other' blonde on a plane joke:
A blonde is on a plane and the pilot anounces:
"One of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 30 minutes late for arrival"
(20 minutes later)
"Two of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 1hour late for arrival"
(40 minutes later)
"Three of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 1hour and 30 minutes late for arrival"
The blonde says "Humph! If that last engine fails, we'll be in the sky forever!"
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