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    Blonde on a plane

    Blonde On a Plane


    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN

    ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

    SECTION AND SITS DOWN.



    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS

    TO SEE HER TICKET.



    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY

    CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.



    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

    GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS

    THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE

    BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN

    ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.



    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO

    EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY

    SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.



    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

    GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."



    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD

    HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST

    THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.



    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL

    HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."



    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

    AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES

    BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..



    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND

    ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT

    ANY FUSS.


    "I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".


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    good one
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    I thought this would be that 'other' blonde on a plane joke:

    A blonde is on a plane and the pilot anounces:

    "One of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 30 minutes late for arrival"

    (20 minutes later)

    "Two of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 1hour late for arrival"

    (40 minutes later)


    "Three of our four engines failed...nothing to worry about, it just means less power, and we'll be 1hour and 30 minutes late for arrival"

    The blonde says "Humph! If that last engine fails, we'll be in the sky forever!"

    .............



    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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