Arthur, Im suprised at youOriginally Posted by Arthur Little
... to know when he decides to "cum"- without expiring.
Good one though
Mick.
Arthur, Im suprised at you... to know when he decides to "cum"
Good one though
Mick.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make
sure the street is still there.
When you check your height not to see how much you've grown, but how much you've shrunk.
When You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
When men starts to be annoying more than their wives
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
When..you look at a beautiful 19 year old girl and find yourself thinking "wow, I wonder what her mother looks like"
I still feel like a 30 year old ... and everyone laughs
..when you try to straighten the wrinkles on your socks and you notice your not wearing any
...when you start to wear hair clips not on your hair but behind your cheeks
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
When it takes you longer to rest than it does to get tired
when you start to become anti-everything,,,,,anti- noise ,anti-smoke , anti inflammatory ,
When you start calling yourself 'Dedworth'!
Oops ... no offence, mate.
When you start agreeing with him
Keith - Administrator
When the older you get, the older you want to get.
....when you have to pluck the hair out of your nose to allow you to breathe properly
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
..... when you have more hair in your ears than ear wax
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
Aww Gawd getting old is scary!!
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
....instead of celebrating your birthdays you realise each one brings you closer to death
Keith - Administrator
When the only thing that goes down on you is your computer.
When you were working at a till when decimalisation was brought in exactly 40 years ago, and can still add up (240 pennies) pounds shillings and pence in your head.
Yes I still think like that, and with feet and inches and temputure in Faranite!When you were working at a till when decimalisation was brought in exactly 40 years ago, and can still add up (240 pennies) pounds shillings and pence in your head.
Mick.
When you don't understand going down OR computersWhen the only thing that goes down on you is your computer.
When you don't understand going down OR computers
BTW how's your hard drive Doc?
It's been replaced twice in a year
BTW how's your hard drive Doc?Another sign of getting older is when you contribute many posts to this thread and forget what you've posted
Another sign of getting older is when you contribute many posts to this thread and forget what you've posted
Another sign .... hang on a minute ...
well i do beleive you there Alan i feel 35 each morning and evening ups thats EmmaI still feel like a 30 year old ... and everyone laughs
When you forget names,,,then you forget faces.
,,,, and finally, you forget to pull it down.
When you forget names,,,
That's good.
thank you Terpe
When you find a Walkman amongst your stored away junk.
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