..... women with gray hair start to look good
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..... women with gray hair start to look good
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when most things ache
...you start forgetting things, frequent than the normal, and then you insist you don't...hahaha..
...when every kid you know starts having kids of their own..
.... when your ankles swell up on along distance flight
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
to many flights you mean
When you now daren't even glance at any woman under 35 here in the UK.
You Can Tell You Are Getting Older When...... All this used to be fields
It's been emontional
...you start having fantasies about Thora Hurd or Nora Batty
no no no thats wierdOriginally Posted by Englishman2010
...you start having fantasies about Thora Hurd or Nora Batty
,,,,,,,Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Nice ones
thanks englishman2010,that all happened to my husband lols
start having digestion problems...
When three times a night means how often you have to pee!!!
when you start feeling the effects of gravity
and when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
When happy hour is a napmy husband is getting very cross now,,,,happy valentines honey,,,
When the Prime Minister is younger than you and cops look like kids.
When Eric Morecambe looks young
...... when you know that you used to be able to rumble out a good loud fart, and now you have to think twice just in case you follow through
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
when the cop that pulls you up and ticks you off,
true true,,, ooops...... when you know that you used to be able to rumble out a good loud fart, and now you have to think twice just in case you follow through
hi steve , how do you put quotes under your reply like yours ie?????
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up ??????
I know what you mean! But it didn't make me feel older - just cheesed off that the spotty patronizing oik spoke down to me like I was a school kid.when the cop that pulls you up and ticks you off,
yep thats what they do, its very provoking , tempting to give him a right smack
It's a sure sign of "advancing years" when ...
... you marry an
It's a sure sign of "advancing years" when ...
... you marry an
When on top of everything else you find you need a hearing aid
Mick.
At the top of the page on the right, you will see Settings click that, it takes you to your profile area where you can edit your profile. On the left hand side under My Settings you will see Edit Signature click it to add your 'phrase' (remember that no links are allowedtrue true,,, ooops
hi steve , how do you put quotes under your reply like yours ie?????
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up ??????)
Hth
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
thanks steveAt the top of the page on the right, you will see Settings click that, it takes you to your profile area where you can edit your profile. On the left hand side under My Settings you will see Edit Signature click it to add your 'phrase' (remember that no links are allowed
Hth
... to know when he decides to "cum"When on top of everything else you find you need a hearing aid
Mick.- without expiring.
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