"Come to bed early!" says your Filipina wifey - Here's how to stay up late! ;-)

[Steve.r]

no flaw for me, she has little joe, 2 birds , one stone , thats why im still up at 4:30am

Now this concerns me ..... I can understand her going to bed with little Joe, but 2 birds and a stone? I can see the stone for protection, but dont the feathers of the birds make you itch ??