bloody hell

[stevewool]

wow, friends, just walked into the kitchen and theres emma cooking breakfast , smells great then i turn round and she is opening a tin of tuna with my best chopping knifes. EM what you doing i shouts you will take your fingers off, this is how i always open tins here and back home, not here em, heres a tin opener yes i know but i use this way, thats 2 knives ruined the other one she was trying to chop a bone and when i say bone this would look great at the national musuem in london of one of those doyouthinkhesawus things,what other things she has done when i am not here i wonder, hay ho she still has five digits on each hand

[KeithD]

.... you did tell her your tooth brush is not to be used for toilet cleaning

[Englishman2010]

I hope that she doesn't use a hammer to clean your windows

[ampy]

Well,,, i still use the spoon or my teeth opening the bottle top,lols sometimes we get lazy finding tools as we see most of possible replacement tools that dont require a map finding it...
I have cook a chicken one time and i put two pcs of fork inside the chicken, so it will cook the inside and a lot faster,,,BUT ,i forgot to removed it when i finished cooking it and when i husband cuts it to pcs he saw it there and since then he always jokes at me and telling my kids that i wanted to feed him fork and so he will choke to death.

[KeithD]

Well,,,i forgot to removed it when i finished cooking it and when i husband cuts it to pcs he saw it there and since then he always jokes at me and telling my kids that i wanted to feed him fork and so he will choke to death.

[aposhark]

At least she didn't see if the knives worked well on your neck

My wife took out chicken portions from the freezer, took them to a Barbeque, brought them home and put them back in the freezer.

When they were cooked again I was ill and off work for a week sitting on the porcelain throne

Our wives more than make up for these minor difficulties with Filipina charm

[mickcant]

.... you did tell her your tooth brush is not to be used for toilet cleaning

Ah but she would pick Steves for that as it is bigger
Mick.

[ampy]

thanks Win2win,,,

[stevewool]

Ah but she would pick Steves for that as it is bigger
Mick.

mick what are you saying there my friend

[mickcant]

mick what are you saying there my friend

Small dainty Filipino mouth
Do not know about yours of course
Mick

[Terpe]

We have 2 sets of knives. One is mine and is out of sight................however, still she found the chopper/cleaver and ruined it by chopping through bone.

Now, slightly off topic, why do they insist on "chop chop" instead of neatly carving?

She knows I'm gonna complain about bits of bone in my mouth, but still does it.
Why Why Oh why?
Then ruins my chopper!

[stevewool]

both sets of choppers terpe, and when you say something to them they just laugh and carry on chopping

[Terpe]

both sets of choppers terpe, and when you say something to them they just laugh and carry on chopping

I usually get asked 'who's cooking?'
If I complain about the knife she just says she will buy another. But I don't want the kind of knife she will buy ................ it's a personal thing, but I love my knives.
Just love the balance and craftsmanship, the honed edge and knifemaking heritage.
The folding of the steel and careful control of carbon....................

[stevewool]

slow down there terpe, so wilkinsons dont seel that sort then, i had a nice few from richardsons sheffield, one looks like a bread knife now so many dents on the edge the other well good for nothing now, but still love her, and at lease she cant cut my throat with them anymore

[Englishman2010]

Terpe and Steve, the best thing you can do is buy your lovely wives a chainsaw each for Christmas and bones wont be a problem then

[Terpe]

Terpe and Steve, the best thing you can do is buy your lovely wives a chainsaw each for Christmas and bones wont be a problem then

Except when rolling around my mouth and chipping my teeth

Why do they do that??????????????????????