The Blonde And Her Plural Problem...

[nigel]

A blonde ran a zoo and needed to write an email to order some more mongoose, three to be exact.

But the blonde didn't know the plural of mongoose, was it mongooses? Was it mongeeses? And so her email read:

Dear sir/madam,

Please send me a new mongoose, and while you doing that, please send me another one! And another one!

[Terpe]

I prefer your previous avatar.