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    $300.00 per hr

    A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a
    quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
    father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
    coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
    down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
    from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
    boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
    then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
    coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catche s I n her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
    and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
    father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
    never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
    you a doctor?"

    "No," the woman replied, ........ "Divorce attorney"




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    $300 an hour is cheap, vet charged me £600 for about 30 min op on my dog


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