I fell asleep watching the Country Music Awards..........
When I woke up I was missing 5 teeth and married to my sister
I fell asleep watching the Country Music Awards..........
When I woke up I was missing 5 teeth and married to my sister
My son-in-law reckons if he spits in the High St he always hits a cousin
Absit invidia
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