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    Wife

    Husband & Wife in the pub.

    "I love you" says the husband

    "Is that you or the beer talking" asks the wife

    "It's me......talking to the beer"


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    Wife putting on skirt says "does this make my bum look big?"

    Husband says "No it's all the food you ate that made your bum look big!"



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    You shouln´t go between a man and his beer, heh. First love is always a first love


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    Quote Originally Posted by filipinogirl View Post


    You shouln´t go between a man and his beer, heh. First love is always a first love


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    Husband & Wife in the pub.

    "I love you" says the husband

    "Is that you or the beer talking" asks the wife

    "It's me......talking to the beer"
    ... Cheers, Jamie!


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    Very funny jokes on here, brightens the day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jerry46 View Post
    Very funny jokes on here, brightens the day.
    Yup ... ... laughter is definitely the best medicine!


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