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    material things !

    A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

    As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

    More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.

    Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

    After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

    'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

    'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

    The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

    The Banker looks down in horror.

    'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...


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    Quote Originally Posted by imagine View Post
    boring sunday Stewart , i thought i post something bit funny,,,thanks for loughing my friend i hope you are ok!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    hi Jamiex, i thought no one is around,,, thanks !


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    very funny ampy


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevie c View Post
    very funny ampy
    Salamat Stevie ,,,ingat !!!!


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    At least i only wear cheap watches
    Mick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mickcant View Post
    At least i only wear cheap watches
    Mick.
    Got my Rolex really cheap in Phils Mick


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Got my Rolex really cheap in Phils Mick
    hahaha, i got one from bahrain too,,,can not tell the difference at all,,,,,because i never see a reall one probably!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ampy View Post
    boring sunday Stewart , i thought i post something bit funny,,,thanks for loughing my friend i hope you are ok!
    quite a harmless joke


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    Nice one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Englishman2010 View Post


    Nice one
    thanks englishman.


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    That's quality ampy!!!


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    very funny ampy
    Life as we make it


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    Quote Originally Posted by purple View Post
    very funny ampy


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    Quote Originally Posted by steve monty View Post



    That's quality ampy!!!
    Hi Steve monty,


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