No whining,no complaining,no stressed out people , no council tax,no mortgage,no freezing crappy winters,no burst pipes,no rip off plumbers,no disrespectful 10-16 year olds,no forums with threads entitled "pissed with life here" and no going to work!!
cheap food,cheap petrol,cheap labour,cheap booze,
beaches and hammocks,live blue`s booze and BBq`s , jazz nights, Cinemas,scuba diving,socialising,cheap massages, spa`s,Gyms,cheap restaurants,a great wife and a great life ..
And no going to work!!

Im sure I would be far better off in the UK..

(sorry..I said Booze twice!!)