Phone survey

[Englishman2010]

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

8. In UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent

[imagine]

oh goodness graciouse me,

[Englishman2010]

I must be one of the few Brits who doesnt mind being called by Indian call centres, I've spent a lot of time in India and always like chatting to the agent about where they are from. I'm sure it's the same for anyone here who gets called by Virgin's call centre in the Phils?

[imagine]

I must be one of the few Brits who doesnt mind being called by Indian call centres, I've spent a lot of time in India and always like chatting to the agent about where they are from. I'm sure it's the same for anyone here who gets called by Virgin's call centre in the Phils?

virgins in india, i guess its the religeon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they sikh them here they sikh them there

[Terpe]

Nice listing Englishman

[stevewool]

i once spoken to a virgin in the phils and now life is just fantastic