Apparently Sir Winston Churchill took a long time to deliberate and write his speeches all night but he was quick enough with his quips!!..I like him a lot!!


“Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.”
-Sir Winston Churchill

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
-Sir Winston Churchill

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
-Sir Winston Churchill

“Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”
-Sir Winston Churchill

“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
-Sir Winston Churchill

and more...

Lady Astor, the first lady in the House of Commons once said to him:

"If I was your wife, sir, I would poison your coffee."

"If I was your husband, I would drink it," answered Churchill...

Scene: A dinner party where S.W. is greatly enjoying his wine and not greatly enjoying Lady Astor's company, being of the large group that gave her surname two esses...

Lady Astor: Mr. Prime Minister, I believe you are quite drunk!

Sir Winston: I am, Madam. But you are very ugly and tomorrow morning I shall be indisputably sober.