Young lad pulls an older woman at a club.

She's 58 but looks very good for her age.

On the way back to her house bloke is thinking mmm! i bet her daughter is hot.

When out of the blue she asks if he'd like a Sportsman's Double?

"Wots that?" he asks.

"It's a Mother & daughter threesome!"

he says. "WOW YES PLEASE"

So as they go in her front door, she puts the hall light on & shouts.....





" Mum are you still awake?"