Most doctors are not happy with the Government's proposed NHS reforms Allergists voted to scratch it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body !" while Paediatricians said "Oh, grow up ! ". Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. ENT specialists just didn't swallow it, and wouldn't hear of it. Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and Plastic Surgeons said " This puts a whole new face on the matter". Podiatrists did think it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anaesthetists thought the idea was a gas, while Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ars**oles in the Government