NHS Reforms

[Doc Alan]

Most doctors are not happy with the Government's proposed NHS reforms Allergists voted to scratch it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled "Over my dead body !" while Paediatricians said "Oh, grow up ! ". Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. ENT specialists just didn't swallow it, and wouldn't hear of it. Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and Plastic Surgeons said " This puts a whole new face on the matter". Podiatrists did think it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anaesthetists thought the idea was a gas, while Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ars**oles in the Government

[Steve.r]

Fantastic Alan

[Arthur Little]

In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ars**oles in the Government ...

... by which time - "needless" to say - dentists were sick to the back teeth with the (w)hole !

[imagine]

good one doc

[Arthur Little]

Fantastic Alan

... BRILLIANT!

[Dedworth]

Nice one Doc, very clever - careful with the circumvention the bad word filter on the last line, you'll be getting a written warning if it's spotted

[alanmf1]

[Arthur Little]

good one doc

... ... E N C O R E ...

[stevie c]

very funny doc

[Arthur Little]

very funny doc

It IS, indeed, Stevie ... just the kind of "tonic" we need to cheer us up in these troubled times for our planet!

[Doc Alan]

Hello This is the humour section, it's meant as a tonic for all members

[Sim11UK]

Just what the Doctor ordered.

[jimeve]

Good one doc, the Vasectomy said no more cuts.

[Doc Alan]

The plans were bugging Microbiologists, and Haematologists thought they were a bloody mess.
Virologists thought there was a virus in the online version, and Neurosurgeons were convinced they were a no-brainer.
Rheumatologists suggested joint action was needed, and Diabetologists were sweet about that idea.
Public Health doctors feared an outbreak of protests.
Gynaecologists said just relax ...
GP's are out of practice, the Health Secretary said "Be patient" ...ah yes, nearly forgot patients

[jimeve]

Did you mention the psychiatrist.... they said lay down and make your self comfy

[bornatbirth]

careful with the circumvention the bad word filter on the last line, you'll be getting a written warning if it's spotted

thx for bringing to my attention

and who said doctors didnt have a funny bone

[Doc Alan]

thx for bringing to my attention

and who said doctors didnt have a funny bone

More members are reading this than some of my serious threads - laughter is the best medicine