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    Census 2011: an army of enforcers

    A 100-STRONG army of census enforcers has been given police powers to gather criminal evidence against householders who fail to complete tomorrow’s national survey. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...enforcers.html
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    Two threads on the same topic should ensure no member living in the UK fails to complete the form !


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    i dont know why the gov bothers, why dont they just go and ask credit reference agencies and your local council btw them they know everything
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    You're so right joebloggs, I believe this Census is expected to cost 0.5 billion GBP
    Surely a carefully taken sample of the population would be just as effective for a fraction of the cost ?


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    Its in their nature Im afraid to want to know every thing dont forget that the Jedi religeon as collected on the last census recorded 390,000 adherents making it the 4th largest in England and Wales

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
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    Jedi Federation .... Star Trek meets Star Wars
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