Question about having children?

[KeithD]

I tried to donate sperm once but they said it's no good in week old tissue

[joebloggs]

i was asking because my dad died when i was 11, so i know what its like to grow up without a dad, thou i was lucky 7yrs later to have for the next 25 yrs the best step father you could ask for .

I couldn't do what you do for that reason, i wouldn't want little joe to suffer, the bond we have is unbreakable, he's the best thing in my life, and i couldn't go thru life not knowing how he was, there's a saying "you owe your kids everything, but your parents nothing"

[joebloggs]

I tried to donate sperm once but they said it's no good in week old tissue

i thought that was your brain you tried to donate

[Steve.r]

i thought that was your brain you tried to donate

More life in the tissue Joe ......... bugger, did I just say that out loud

[gWaPito]

Not everyone would want to be born a b*stard either....given the choice.

It may be trendy (after thousands of years of marriage being the norm throughout the world) not to commit to marriage, but as I've already suggested, perhaps respect for the life one is creating should be put before one's own selfish needs. After all, we're not talking about naive fumbling teenagers here.

Obviously I was aware of the position regarding the child's right to British nationality.

I got it the first time Graham. Your point was, a moral responsibility not legal. Im with you Graham and I would hazard a guess, most of the membership are too.

[grahamw48]

I'm sounding more like my dad every day.

[gWaPito]

Mine must taste horrid, she keeps spitting it out.

Misses says it reminds her of mashed potatoes

[gWaPito]

I'm sounding more like my dad every day.

I remember the merciless taunting of a boy of eleven at my first day at high school.

The continuous chants of ....... ....... ringing out in our form room. I felt so sorry for him and it wasn't even his fault he was.

Going by Keithangel's view of the world, how times have changed

[keithAngel]

you mean youngsters are less judgemental

plus consider where this info about ....... ........ came from i asume he wasnt black

[gWaPito]

The origins of the B word are irrelevant, in my opinion. Its just as shameful now as it was in September 1971.

[RickyR]

So seriously, what exactly was the original question FertileOne, what do you want to know?

[Steve.r]

So seriously, what exactly was the original question FertileOne, what do you want to know?

He is looking to sew his seeds for all of the 'old men' with 'young' gf/wives who cant manage it anymore. Any takers ?

[Doc Alan]

He is looking to sew his seeds for all of the 'old men' with 'young' gf/wives who cant manage it anymore. Any takers ?

There are only two ways to do this : artificial insemination, and natural insemination. Hard to swallow, and not to be entered into lightly

[KeithD]

Hard to swallow.......

If that's the case he's using the wrong hole

[sars_notd_virus]

If that's the case he's using the wrong hole

Nostrils??

[KeithD]

Nostrils??

Blimey ... you're more kinky than we thought

[Steve.r]

Blimey ... you're more kinky than we thought

Gives new meaning to 'snorting a line'

[Doc Alan]

Nostrils??

It takes two But who knows ?

[sars_notd_virus]

you dont need to explain the clinical side of it doc,bet its awful, ouch!!

[Englishman2010]

A girl went to the Dr's and asked if you can get pregnant through nasal sex. The Dr said no, so the girl said that's ok then, snnggggghhhhhhhhh

[ampy]

What's your point? Is it an innocent question or the sort of crap that a troll comes up with? Are you suggesting that everyone with a Filipina partner is in their 80's. Don't believe the stereotypes, there are lots of younger guys who have Filipina partners. Your profile says you are 27, if you think everyone who is interested in Filipinas is old, why are you here?

If you are genuine and not one of the many trolls we get, no offence intended

[joebloggs]

well thats one way you cant get pregnant, but still have to be careful

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...hool-trip.html

"Neither the girl nor her family had realized she was pregnant , and there were no external signs to show it," a spokesman for Dutch health services told the Telegraph.

all i can say, is at least she was not British,,,

[Terpe]

A girl went to the Dr's and asked if you can get pregnant through nasal sex. The Dr said no, so the girl said that's ok then, snnggggghhhhhhhhh

I was thinking exactly the same joke but not smart enough to express the body language. Well done

[Englishman2010]

A friend of a friend was a vet who specialised in bovine artificial insemination, he would tell people in the pub that he was a Bull W.nk3r

[Englishman2010]

I was thinking exactly the same joke but not smart enough to express the body language. Well done

yeah it took me a few minutes to figure out how to spell the sound out

[Englishman2010]

well thats one way you cant get pregnant, but still have to be careful

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...hool-trip.html

"Neither the girl nor her family had realized she was pregnant , and there were no external signs to show it," a spokesman for Dutch health services told the Telegraph.

all i can say, is at least she was not British,,,

Isn't Groningen the Dutch word for Liverpool

[ampy]

errrrr, what was the question again?
Are you selling something or what?
anyway my late husband was 49 yrs old when i marry him and i was 24,i already knew we might not have a child at all and i was ready for it ,after 4 yrs i had an IVF (from his)and now our child is 14 yrs old.
I was only 38 when he died and had all the chance to find a man near my age,,,,,stil i married n older guy 54 yrs old, i just found older brits as a very sweet,loving,kind and understanding,,, dunno why?? and sexy too ,,,,,for some reason ,,,older bloke always catch my eyes than a younger one,even they are what they called Hunk,S_ x in legs.
As far as i know filipina that get in to a situation like this very much prepared for what they might or might not have in the future.

[gWaPito]

He is looking to sew his seeds for all of the 'old men' with 'young' gf/wives who cant manage it anymore. Any takers ?

If that's the case, he's targeted the wrong forum.

[gWaPito]

A friend of a friend was a vet who specialised in bovine artificial insemination, he would tell people in the pub that he was a Bull W.nk3r

That reminded me watching Rebecca Loos doing the same to a four legged pig. Very classy lady

[gWaPito]

errrrr, what was the question again?
Are you selling something or what?
anyway my late husband was 49 yrs old when i marry him and i was 24,i already knew we might not have a child at all and i was ready for it ,after 4 yrs i had an IVF (from his)and now our child is 14 yrs old.
I was only 38 when he died and had all the chance to find a man near my age,,,,,stil i married n older guy 54 yrs old, i just found older brits as a very sweet,loving,kind and understanding,,, dunno why?? and sexy too ,,,,,for some reason ,,,older bloke always catch my eyes than a younger one,even they are what they called Hunk,S_ x in legs.
As far as i know filipina that get in to a situation like this very much prepared for what they might or might not have in the future.

Thanks for sharing Ampy