Let's put criminals in nursing homes and pensioners in jail ...
* Pensioners would have unlimited free prescriptions, medical and dental treatment, and receive weekly payment.
* Private, secure rooms, ensuite showers, exercise outdoor yard and gardens would be provided.
* They would have constant video monitoring so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
* Simple clothing, pyjamas, shoes, and slippers would be provided.
* Bedding would be washed twice a week, all clothing washed, ironed and returned to them.
* A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring meals or snacks to their cell.
* They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
* There would be access to a library, spiritual counselling, legal aid, education and hobbies.
* Each could have a TV, PC, radio, and phone access.
* There would be a board of directors to hear complaints. Guards would have a strict code of conduct.

For criminals there would be:-
* Cold food.
* No supervision and left all alone.
* A tiny room, once weekly shower.
* £ 600 /week payment required.
* No hope of ever getting out.