Artery.......study of paintings.
Barium.....what doctors do when patients die.
Cauterize.....make eye contact with her.
Coma.....punctuation mark.
Dilate.... live long.
Enema....not a friend.
Fester....quicker than someone else.
Fibula....small lie.
Impotent.....distinguished, well known.
Labour pain...getting hurt at work.
Morbid....a higher offer.
Nitrates...cheaper than day rates.
Outpatient....someone who has fainted.
Post operative...a letter carrier.
Rectum ....nearly killed him.
Seizure.....Roman emperor.
Tablet.....small table.
Terminal illness....getting sick at airport.
Tumour....one plus one more.
Urine....opposite of you're out.
Vulva......Swedish car.
Wart ? .....Pardon ?
X-Rated......porn.
Yaws .....what's yaws? Mine's a San Miguel beer.
Zinc.....mind your own bismuth.
