three old codgers are sat in the retirement home bemoaning the vagaries of old age.. The 1st bloke says well it is vey annoying getting up in the night wanting a pee, going and then nothing comes out....... the 2nd bloke nods the other says.. nah no problem I pee like a racehorse every morning around 7am regular as clockwork. Now the 2nd bloke complains about not being able to crap when he goes in the night. 1st bloke agrees and the other says .. nah no problem there either , 8am.. you get set your watch by it... Only trouble is I don`t wake up until 9AM
