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    Census Form

    My census form has been returned.

    In answer to the question: ”do you have any dependents ?” I put “Asylum seekers, Gypos, Smackheads, most of Liverpool, the cast of Jeremy Kyle, the Tipton Taliban, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern Europe”.


    Apparently, it wasn’t the right answer


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    yes you got it wrong dedworth you missed off kate middleton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    My census form has been returned.

    In answer to the question: ”do you have any dependents ?” I put “Asylum seekers, Gypos, Smackheads, most of Liverpool, the cast of Jeremy Kyle, the Tipton Taliban, Northern Rock, the Scottish NHS and half of Eastern Europe”.


    Apparently, it wasn’t the right answer
    i am totally in stitches and the tears are bloody running down my face,,,my sides are hurting from laughing ,,,,must admit this is a good one i can just picture the person reading your census for,,,,oh yeah we have a smart here lets send it back ,,,,,put on it just aquired 2 new refugees lol
    live and let live


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    yes you got it wrong dedworth you missed off kate middleton

    I also missed off that I was dedicating it to the late, unlamented Aposhark


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