A husband had just finished reading a new book
entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and said
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house and my word is law!"
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of $ex
that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director
would be my guess."
