Aussie rules player sent off for dangerous haircut

[Englishman2010]

I think as a country they are even bigger wimps re 'elf & safety than we are

That's certainly true in the oil industry, my best mate's a drill ship captain in the South China Sea, he says the Aussie crew members are by far the worst, they won't do anything, always throwing up a H&S argument as to why they can't do something.