A mate is a secondary school teacher, recently the UKBA raided a neighbouring farm and caught a number of illegals, not being cuffed some of them legged it and were chased across the school playing fields. The Police and Police Helicopter joined in the "manhunt". Later the school sent an email to staff asking them to reassure kids that the men involved weren't paedophiles. Axe murderers and psychopaths perhaps but not paedophiles.
You couldn't make it up![]()