I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I just love one-liners like that.
Reminds me of one of my all time comedy hero's, Tommy Cooper. He was able able to make me really laugh out loud so much.
Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.
me too...I'm a fan of Churchill's one linersOriginally Posted by Terpe
I just love one-liners like that.
''A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.''
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
Sounds familiar
''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''
A teenage girl was wearing a see-through top and no bra. Her Gran threw a fit. "You can't go out like that". "Chill Gran, these are modern times you gotta let your rose buds show". Next day she comes in to find Gran topless. "Aaaargh you can't do that Gran". Gran says "if you can show your rose buds I can show me hanging baskets".
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Three guys walk into a pub in Glasgow, Scotland. A priest, a paedophile and a Celtic fan... ...and that's just the first guy.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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