Something we can all relate to

[exadore1]

When my wife and I married we had our honeymoon in Hong Kong. On the second night, we heard two rather giddy Filipinas check into the next room. Before too long we heard the sound of a mobile phone ringing. As is normal for Filipinas, the voice levels increased and I kept hearing this girl talk about a "Porn Star". I called my wife and told her what I had heard. She listened for a moment and started laughing. When I asked her what was so funny, she replied, "She is telling her friend on the phone that they are staying in a FOUR STAR hotel". I am sure we have all fallen victim to this one before.

[Steve.r]

Nice one,

A few weeks ago before I went to Phils, I was talking to Charie, we were talking about all sorts of things. Then suddenly out of the blue she says 'Mahal, do you think you can get me a see-saw' I said a see-saw??? 'Yes' she said. So there I am thinking how the hell do I get a huge playground toy to the Philippines I said 'Mahal... I dont think I can do that, do you really mean a see-saw? a childs toy where they sit on either end and go up and down???? ' She laughs at me and says 'Noooo, I said see-saw for cutting hair with' !!!!
I love the way she talks, and we have a good laugh sometimes at the confusion we sometimes end up with

[laurel]

Nice one,

A few weeks ago before I went to Phils, I was talking to Charie, we were talking about all sorts of things. Then suddenly out of the blue she says 'Mahal, do you think you can get me a see-saw' I said a see-saw??? 'Yes' she said. So there I am thinking how the hell do I get a huge playground toy to the Philippines I said 'Mahal... I dont think I can do that, do you really mean a see-saw? a childs toy where they sit on either end and go up and down???? ' She laughs at me and says 'Noooo, I said see-saw for cutting hair with' !!!!
I love the way she talks, and we have a good laugh sometimes at the confusion we sometimes end up with

I have had exactly the same missunderstandind.....see saw.LOL

[laurel]

I like the older generation , who get there P's and S's mixed up..........my Dad in law had to get some rooping mils when I was there last......eh ??? I asked
Turned out it was ROOFING NAILS

Love it

[Doc Alan]

A filipina walked into a London bank with 7000 pesos, to be offered £90. She said "Last time I got £100".
"Fluctuations" was the reply .
"Fluct you bankers too" was her angry response .
It was only depreciasian ! .

[laurel]

A filipina walked into a London bank with 7000 pesos, to be offered £90. She said "Last time I got £100".
"Fluctuations" was the reply .
"Fluct you bankers too" was her angry response .
It was only depreciasian ! .

excellent

[KeithD]

Get your own back.... go in a Phil DIY and ask for some O's

[Terpe]

A filipina walked into a London bank with 7000 pesos, to be offered £90. She said "Last time I got £100".
"Fluctuations" was the reply .
"Fluct you bankers too" was her angry response .
It was only depreciasian ! .

Very good

[branno]

confusicious moments in a hotel.
room service in a hong kong hotel,

"morny ruin sorbees.." " sorry i thought i dialed room service "
"rye ruin sorbees morny.. djewish to odor sunteen"

"oh yes please id like to order bacon and eggs"..... "ow july den ?"

"what ?" ...".pry boy ohh pooch"..?

" oh the eggs how do i like them scrambled plz "...." ok ow july baychem crease "...
"crispy will be fine thanks" ....".ahh ok.....an san toss" ?..... what" " san toss july san toss".... " no i dont think so" ..." no judo wan toes"... " im sorry but i really dont kno wot judo wan toes means."... " toes toes why djew don juan toes"...ahh ok " ow bow singlish mopping we bother"... ohh ur saying " toast and english muffing with butter"..." yes please and english muffin will be fine"......." we bother ?"... " ahh ok " " wud u lak coffee tea mill.." ...." yes coffee plz thats all"

ah ok u wah " one minnie,ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping,we bother honey sigh, and copy rye" ..." yes plz" .." ok tandjewberrymud "....

[laurel]

confusicious moments in a hotel.
room service in a hong kong hotel,

"morny ruin sorbees.." " sorry i thought i dialed room service "
"rye ruin sorbees morny.. djewish to odor sunteen"

"oh yes please id like to order bacon and eggs"..... "ow july den ?"

"what ?" ...".pry boy ohh pooch"..?

" oh the eggs how do i like them scrambled plz "...." ok ow july baychem crease "...
"crispy will be fine thanks" ....".ahh ok.....an san toss" ?..... what" " san toss july san toss".... " no i dont think so" ..." no judo wan toes"... " im sorry but i really dont kno wot judo wan toes means."... " toes toes why djew don juan toes"...ahh ok " ow bow singlish mopping we bother"... ohh ur saying " toast and english muffing with butter"..." yes please and english muffin will be fine"......." we bother ?"... " ahh ok " " wud u lak coffee tea mill.." ...." yes coffee plz thats all"

ah ok u wah " one minnie,ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping,we bother honey sigh, and copy rye" ..." yes plz" .." ok tandjewberrymud "....

Ay apo!!!!, think i met that guy , MANY times

[purple]

Nice one,

A few weeks ago before I went to Phils, I was talking to Charie, we were talking about all sorts of things. Then suddenly out of the blue she says 'Mahal, do you think you can get me a see-saw' I said a see-saw??? 'Yes' she said. So there I am thinking how the hell do I get a huge playground toy to the Philippines I said 'Mahal... I dont think I can do that, do you really mean a see-saw? a childs toy where they sit on either end and go up and down???? ' She laughs at me and says 'Noooo, I said see-saw for cutting hair with' !!!!
I love the way she talks, and we have a good laugh sometimes at the confusion we sometimes end up with

Believe it or not I said exactly the same thing too... instead of scissors I've mistakenly said "see-saw" my husband didn't stop teasing me for weeks to think I used to work in a call center for 6 years!!!
But it was a good laugh... I'll remember it forever, when things will turn sour (which I don't think will happen) I'll bring it up for laughs.

[Arthur Little]

While coping with the "rigours" of a shopping expedition in the humidity of Davao City, Myrna and I [understandably] began to feel in dire need of some form of sustenance. And so we headed to a nearby Jolibee ... where I directed her to a table for two whilst I placed our order.

Having duly partaken of our repast, Myrna suddenly announced: "I will pay for a while" ... and dashed off to the loo ... before I'd a chance to explain that the refreshments had already been paid for ...

... turned out she'd actually said: "I will pee (as in ) for a while"!

[sars_notd_virus]

I have a few 'multi linguist deficiency'' as well...better let the husband comment on here

[raynaputi]

same thing with me mari..haha

[Steve.r]

same thing with me mari..haha

Huh???