I just took three sample tests and failed. Does this mean I don't have the right to be born in this country anymore? Will I get a knock on my door from the UK border agency and be deported? Will I be destined to roam the world like some sort of stateless nomad? These questions, and more will be answered in next weeks episode of soap. (For that read, Damian Greens next wave of changes to immigration policy)
I thank you.