Only Jackie and Oh Boy were hardcore
I will enlighten on the picture in Oh Boy escapade a bit later-I have an embarrassing tale to tell which I'm sure forum members will like
Only Jackie and Oh Boy were hardcore
I will enlighten on the picture in Oh Boy escapade a bit later-I have an embarrassing tale to tell which I'm sure forum members will like
My sis (year younger than me) used to get Jackie, and I'd sneak off with it to read the problem page about girls' private and medical type mysterious and fascinating things.
Ok so I'm in the magazine a picture as in pen pal request type thing along with another picture of this bruiser guy so i look OK in comparison
On the 2nd day after publication of this issue I was working in Wetherby a market town about 8 miles from Harrogate.
I was on 'half day' and so came home on the bus and approached my house.
The afternoons plan was to get changed and meet my mate for a game of Tennis in the local park
As i walked towards my house I could see to young girls-about 15 or so stood outside my door
As I got nearer I could see they both had a copy of 'Oh Boy'i in their hands
Now in those days I was quite shy and thought .... what happens next
Anyway as I walked up my garden path the girls said excitedly is this you in the picture
I was crapping it and said yes-one of the girls said hmm you look better in the picture
Then not sure what to say after the girls had said what I'm i doing in the afternoon I came out with this classic
"Oh well girls thanks for coming I'm off to play Tennnis-Do you want to come and watch me play!!!!!"
Wtf What a pile of crap to say-I'm only very average at Tennis and to imply I'm worth watching was so embarrassing in hindsight
I felt a right clown and rushed inside house and waited til they were gone about 5 mins
That was bloody embarasing believe me-I was mortified
How long ago was this Les ???
When you've got a handsome 17 year-old half-Filipino son like mine, seems they're ringing the door bell every bloody hour.
Lucky lad.
1976 the long hot one
Who's up next?
Graham? Bloggsy?
Fire away.
Ok.
It'll be interesting to see how you answer this question Graham Some people wouldnt understand,not unless they had lived in asia as a single young guy
If applicable, how many Filipina’s have you dated?:
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Forum Name: grahamw48
Occupation: Energy Efficiency Surveyor
Favourite Movie: National Lampoon series
Favourite Band/Singer: Santana
Favourite TV Programmes: The Simpsons, Futurama, documentaries.
Favourite Sports Team: McClaren F1
Favourite Meal: Mixed Salad with chips
Favourite Drink: Guinness here - San Miguel or Tanduay 'there'.
Favourite Filipino Food: Mangos, Halo Halo, Pili nut brittle.
If applicable, how many Filipina’s have you dated?: Lots.
What’s the most important trait you look for in a partner?: A sense of fun. Faithfulness, and these days....poor eyesight.
What’s the biggest turn-off in a member of the opposite sex?: FAT, tattoos, low intelligence, being drunk.
What personality traits do you dislike in people generally?: Bulls***, insensitivity, poor manners, laziness.
Name something about you that not many people know!: I am artistic and musical, left-handed, and I have acted in movies and on TV, and once modelled jeans for Lee-Wrangler.
Which famous person did you have a crush on when you were younger?: Olivia Newton-John.
Have you ever been physically likened to anyone famous, and if so, who?: Jack Nicholson
Which section of the forum do you like the best?: The ones where I can have a good moan, and the ones about life in the Phils.
If your forum name isn’t your real name, where does it derive from?: It's an abbreviation of my real name. The 48 comes from how old I was when I first joined any forums.
What’s your worst ever job and why?: Being foreman on a turkey farm, because I witnessed such terrible cruelty and the dusty air made me ill.
Where would you prefer to spend an evening out? Pub/Bar, Cinema or Theatre?: A bar...preferably in the Philippines.
Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with?: Someone with body odour and flatulence.
Which chore around the home do you hate doing most?: All except cooking, washing and washing up.
Have you ever been in the back of a Police car, and if so, what for?: Yes..I was on my way to a fancy dress party dressed as Elvis Presley, complete with shocking pink socks and blue suede shoes, but in a car loaned to me by a garage where mine was being serviced. The cops thought I'd nicked the car. I eventually convinced them I hadn't, but did amuse them for a while.
Apart from anyone close to you, who would you say was/is the greatest human being to ever walk the earth?: Charles Darwin.
Which member would you like to be interviewed next?: Either a pretty young single Filipina ...or Dedworth.
ha ha this is very interesting to read
I just do what I want.It's not about what people are saying...It's about Me
Anyone else who wants to be interviewed just complete the questions and PM them to me
Scott has kindly accepted to be next in the hot seat.
Forum Name : scott&ligaya
Occupation : Procurement Consultant
Favourite Movie : Shawshank Redemption
Favourite Band/Singer : U2, Rihanna
Favourite TV Programme : 24/Lost/Top Gear
Favourite Sports Team : Green Bay Packers
Favourite Meal : Beef rendang & roti with Malay milk tea
Favourite Drink : Paulener Weiss bier
Favourite Filipino Food : Calderatta .. yes boring I know
If applicable, how many Filipina’s have you dated? : Only my mahal
What’s the most important trait you look for in a partner? : Caring nature, beautiful smile
What’s the biggest turn-off in a member of the opposite sex? : Tatoos/smoking / overweight , loud
What personality traits do you dislike in people generally? : Overbearing, lacking in generousity in all things, closed mind
Name something about you that not many people know! : I was in the 1st Bali bombing in Paddys bar only slighly hurt, 2 friends were badly hurt that day both Hong Kong rugby referees there to officate at the Bali 10s
Which famous person did you have a crush on when you were younger? : Joanna Lumley - Purdey
Have you ever been physically likened to anyone famous, and if so, who? : many years ago in Stratford upon Avon some Japanese tourists mistook me for Peter Davison (the then Dr who) who was performing at the RSC at the time
Which section of the forum do you like the best? : Loose talk
If your forum name isn’t your real name, where does it derive from? : My honeys proper name is Ligaya, I love the name and it means joy and happieness which is what she brings wherever she goes and to me in particular
What’s your worst ever job and why? : Waiter at 16.. lasted 4 days.. snooty customers and lala boss
Where would you prefer to spend an evening out? Pub/Bar, Cinema or Theatre? : Cinema with Ligaya, pub with mates
Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with? : Tony Blair
Which chore around the home do you hate doing most? : cleaning bathrooms/toilets
Have you ever been in the back of a Police car, and if so, what for? : yes.. using mobile. yes I know very naughty
Apart from anyone close to you, who would you say was/is the greatest human being to ever walk the earth? : Nelson Mandela/Ghandi/ Alexander the Great
Thanks Scott
Good to hear you avoided serious injury in Bali!
Tone
yeah...
sort of a slum book in my elementary days....who is your crush? lols
If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.
my crush!!!! you mean you do not know Joanna Lumley , here you are
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=pur...w=1280&bih=603
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!
now when she wore boots
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!
Who's next?! Joebloggs, Tawi2, Maria B?!
... names, for example - in terms of differentiating between members' usernames and their actual names:
Tim ... now I know that is your REAL christian name. Likewise [I think] Maria. Mine too!! Tawi ... well ... I once asked him HIS - and he told me his forename. 'Joebloggs' could just as easily be called 'Joe Public' ... in so far as it is frequently referred to in precisely that context ... or even 'Joe Soap'. Hence, I reckon "our" Joe's first name is something else other than Joe. But one thing's for sure - he's long maintained secrecy as regards his surname ... which, I'm given to understand, is so unique - that the chances of anyone here "stumbling" across it are *one in a million - *as, of course, is "Joe", himself!
Imagine is next up
Forum Name : imagine
Occupation : sick
Favourite Movie : groundhog day
Favourite Band/Singer : ozzy osborn
Favourite TV Programme : Lost/startrek
Favourite Sports Team : none
Favourite Meal : chicken madras
Favourite Drink : red wine
Favourite Filipino Food : never tried
If applicable, how many Filipina’s have you dated? : 1
What’s the most important trait you look for in a partner? : the person inside
What’s the biggest turn-off in a member of the opposite sex? : Tatoos/swearing/drunk/ bo
What personality traits do you dislike in people generally? : big head/show off/rude
Name something about you that not many people know! : can i have a P bob lol, pass
Which famous person did you have a crush on when you were younger? : valerie singleton/Joanna Lumley
Have you ever been physically likened to anyone famous, and if so, who? : jean luke picard/rigsby
Which section of the forum do you like the best? : any
If your forum name isn’t your real name, where does it derive from? : i take it with me to any internet site i have been on,originaly in honour of john lennon,
What’s your worst ever job and why? : apprentice taylor,gave me back ache and left my finger like a pin cushion lol.
Where would you prefer to spend an evening out? Pub/Bar, Cinema or Theatre? : Cinema or theater.
Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with? : a flatulant person
Which chore around the home do you hate doing most? : washing up
Have you ever been in the back of a Police car, and if so, what for? : wrongfull arrest resulting in falling down the stairs lol
Apart from anyone close to you, who would you say was/is the greatest human being to ever walk the earth? : Jesus
Rigsby.
Me too....personality-wise.
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