Jesus turned water into wine... so who drank it?
Was it real wine... could it be drank?
Was it good wine?
I personally DOUBT it... I think Jesus may have turned water a red colour (merely looking like wine..) just for the sake creating a fascinating illusion... but it probably wasn't drinkable wine... it would have been tipped away..
Anyone know any more about this..?
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7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
I wasnt around at the time,but the word on the street is he did actually turn out a quite fruity little number,and his base was actually water,except he popped into the local Tesco and purchased a home-brew kit to give his water a little extra OomphAnyone know any more about this..?
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I remember the 'water into wine' conversation came up many moons ago, and some cheeky git said "I could turn beer into urine if that's any good to you!"
What a crude and rude man!
(It was me...)
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
It probably wasn't me coz I'm not rude or crude. But...... I do often turn beer into urine.Originally Posted by nigel
I remember the 'water into wine' conversation came up many moons ago, and some cheeky git said "I could turn beer into urine if that's any good to you!"
What a crude and rude man!
(It was me...)
I'm actually quite good at it now.
I also know a guy who can turn a car into a petrol station.
I know it's all b......s.
Apo ..... is that you?I know it's all b......s.
If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up
So ... who did drink it?Surely, Jesus himself - and his disciples - for Christ's sake!
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