Lonely Hearts

[Doc Alan]

Ad found in Canberra Times (Australia) Personal Section :
Wanted : A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested ?
Then please only read lines 1, 3, and 5 ;
Still interested ?
Call me at ****8250-0327.

[Dedworth]

[Englishman2010]

Trust the Aussies to get straight to the point

[bornatbirth]

i read lines 2,4 and 6