Wala!
He: Baby, you are fat then but you are still beautiful and fair(white).(Thats correct mate,tell her she is fat,thats sure to win her over
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SHE : hahaha Thank You(she is dumb enough to actually THANK him for calling her fat?This chat is comedic gold).
HE: Yes my Baby, How are you now? (His chat up lines are uber-cheesy)
SHE: I am Ok, You? WHy are you online?
HE: I am also ok, On sunday I will depart, the schedule was changed. I love you.
SHE: What!!! Its already on SUnday???
HE: Yes, I will just call you tomorrow. I miss you my baby
SHE: Lets have Yahoo messenger for a moment.
Dump her mate,let him have the hassle of her.And she is fat (according to him anyway)and isnt as smart as she thinks she is.