Can you translate plz this text from tagalog or bisayan to english? (it's critical)

[blacknose7]

thx for the help but i asked for translation not psychological analysis!!

[KeithD]

thx for the help but i asked for translation not psychological analysis!!

...but you asked on a forum with years of experience of long term members who have seen this type of thing many many times before, and try to freely help others as they are just trying to help you before you discover you are so far in the you're screwed so far up your own .... it's sticking out of your mouth

[Maria B]

thx for the help but i asked for translation not psychological analysis!!

blacknose7
it's my day off so i've got the time.

• i found this text in my gf profile talking with someone. it seems for me that she is cheating but i can't understand the language, i know it's a long text but i reallly need some help in translating it or to have a brief summary. millions thxs in advance.
this is the text:

He: Beh,ang taba muna pala ah...jejeje!!!pro mganda at maputi ka nman???
• Babe, you look fat now. Hehehe but you are still pretty & you have white complexion
She:hahahahahahaha.salamat po
• Thank you very much
She:hey
• hey
He:yes my beh...kmsta mn ka???
• Yes my babe….how are you?
She:ok lang
• I’m ok
She:ikaw/
• U?
She:?
• ?
She?online man lagi ka?
• Oh u are online?
He:ok lng pod ug sunday ako larga,nausab mn....luv u
• I’m ok, I will travel on Sunday, it change… love u
She:ha sunday na diasy/
• Whoa? Sunday?
She??
• ?????
He:oo,tawag lng ko nmo ugma ha...miss u my beh...
• yes, I will phone u tomorrow ok miss u babe
She:ag ym ta kadiyot beh
• Wait, I will YM u
He:la my cam ni ako g gamit krn beh..
• I’m not using a webcam today babe
She:ok lang ako mag view sa imo
• It’s ok, I will view myself to u
She:para kita ka nako
• So that u can see me
He:ok rman kaha beh...
• Is that ok with u babe
She:oo
• yes
She:nganung dili man
• why not
He:la lgi cam beh...
• there’s no cam babe
She:cge ayaw na lang
• ok, just leave it
He:ok beh...luv u always...amping baya dha ha...
• ok babe, luv u always. Take care


He:bhe,dia nako mexico krn ug ng,hotel pa me?msta..
• babe, I’m here in mexico now, we’re still here in the hoteil. How are u?
He:duty b nmo krn beh...tc..
• are you working today babe take care
She:wala
• No
She:tapos na
• Just finished
She:musta man ka?
• How are u?
She:sorry wala ko katawag ha kay nakatulog nako
• Sorry, I haven’t phone you I’ve fallen asleep
He:ok lng beh...dia me ng,hotel krn dri sa mexico...tc dha beh ha....
• I’m ok, we’re here in the hotel in Mexico…take care babe ok
She:kinsa man na imo gigamit na laptop?
• Whose laptop are u using?
He:sa ako kaubn beh...nki gmit lng kariyot?..
• It’s my friends laptop I just used it for a short time
She:pwede ta mag ym beh?
• Can we YM?
He:add mo ako Ym asap...at ano yung Ym mo?..
• Add me to YM as soon as possible what’s your YM?
She:ini add na kita
• I will add u
She:i accept mo na lang
• Just accept it
She:i open mo yong ym mo now na
• U open my YM right now
He:wait......
• wait
He:wala..
• none
She:i add mo na lang ako beh
• just add me babe
She:......@yahoo.com
• ….@yahooc.om
He:ano yung YM mo?nakalimutan ko..
• what’s your UM? I forgot
She:nakita mo na?
• you seen it
He:bhe,la pa lgi u m2log.....
• babe, u haven’t sleep yet
She:karon taod2
• later
He:ok...la pa me mangaon mn?tc..
• ok, we haven’t eaten. Take care
She:nganu man?
• Why?
He:sau pa mn beh...6:30 pa me mgkaon?luv u..
• It’s still early babe we will have our meal at 6:30. luv u
She:maot nako karon kita naman jud ka
• I look ugly now that u seen me
She:?
• ?
He:dli mn beh oi...ako noon?..
• no your not babe it’s me
She:unsay dili?
• What u mean no?
He:dli maot gud.....
• Your not ugly
She:maot oi
• No I look ugly
He:ug ikw unsa mn pod imo tan,aw nko beh.....
• How about u, what can u say about me
She:gwapo
• handsome
He:hmmm...atik lng ko nmo dah?heheh..
• mmmm just playing me up hehehe
She:bitaw
• true
He:itom n bya ko beh?..
• I have black complexion now
She:ningputi noon
• It’s white
He:ikw,ky puti na maulaw nko nmo pohon....
• It’s you who have white complexion I’m shy now
He:mgpkta?..
• To show
She:nganu kaha
• Why hahaha
She:karon paka maulaw
• It’s just now u feel shy
She:mura man kag tala
• You’re crazy
He:cge,tala nman kaha ko...hlak jud ko krn?..
• Ok, I’m crazy now. I will cry now
She:hilak diha
• Cry then
He:lipay mn pod ka beh b nga mo hilak ko..huhuh..
• You are happy seeing me crying huhuhu
She:tala jud oh
• You’re crazy
She:kabalo na imo kauban na karon pa ta nag cam to cam
• Does your friends knows that we are on cam to cam
She:?
• ?
He:oo,ok raman cya beh...tc..
• yes, its ok take care
She:hahahaha
• hahaha
She:love pa japon ko nimo after ko nimo nakita sa cam?
• U still love me after seeing myself in the cam?
He:luv gud beh...ikw,luv b kaha pod ko nmo?..
• Luv u so much babe do u still love me?
She:love oi
• Luv u
She:naunsa man ka oi
• What happened to u
He:hmm...tnuod b beh?..
• Hmmm, is that true?
She:dili ka motoo?
• U don’t’ believe me?
He:tinuod b lgi human u kta naho.....
• Is that true after you’ve seen me
She:oo lagi
• Yes true
She:nothing change
•
He:salamat kung ganun.....
• oh thank u
She:nganu mang kapangutana man ka ana karon?
• Why are u asking me like that?
He:ky nkta nman ko nmo sa personal.....
• Because I’ve seen u personally
She:unya?
• Then?
He:basin ikulaw hehehnko nmo beh.....
• You might be embarrased of me
She:buang
• crazy
He:btw......
• by the way
She:ay bahala ka oi
• oh I don’t know with you
He:ky hilig ra b ka ug gwapo...heheh..
• you like handsome man hehehe
She:kung gusto ka mu atras sa ato sabot way problema
• if u want to back out with our plans no problem
He:btw beh,luv jud ka nako?..
• by the way babe, do u really love me?
She:unya?
• then
He:ug atras b gud oi.....
• no backout
She:kinsa man nag ingon sa imo na hilig kog gwapo ba?
• Who told you that I like handsome man?
He:hehehe...ako?joke..
• Hehhehe me joke
She:ambot sa imo oi
• I don’t know with you
She:ikaw hilig man gani kag gwapa
• U like beautiful girls
He:hmm...dli beh oi...knsa b pod ko ky mili ug gwapa?..
• Hmmm, no babe who am I to look for beautiful girls
She:hahahah
• hahahha
She:so buot pasabot maot jud diay ko
• that does mean I am ugly
She:paita ani oi
• oh no
He:tan,aw lng jud ko nmo ba.....
• I will just stare at u
He:dli oi...ikw b?..
• No it’s not. U.
She:ikaw baya nag ingon
• You said it
He:n..
He:unsa oi..
• what
She:hahahhah
• hahahah
He:beh,sakit ako likod ba?..
• babe, my back hurts
She:balik ra ko kadiyot lang
• I will be back hold on
He:kiss sa ko beh..pra mwala..hehehe..
• I will kiss u babe so that it will be gone heheehehe
She:nganung ningsakit man na?
• Why is it hurting
He:sa byahe guro ni ky layo jud amo g,traavel.....
• Must be due to my long journey

She:kaluoy dali ato hiluton
• What a shame, come I will massage u
He:la raba ko ka palit ug tambal ba....
• I haven’t bought a medicine
He:hmm...dali ari sa mexico beh...hehehe..
• Hmmm, u come to mexico babe hehehe
She:pwede?
• May i?
He:hmmm...pg,sure beh...hahaha..
• Hmmm make it sure babe hahaha
She:imo ko ilibre og pamasahe
• U are going to pay my travel
He:hmm...dali beh?heheh..
• Hmmm, come babe hehehe
He:btw,mgkta lng ta pohon beh ha...luv u..
• By the way, we will see each other soon babe luv u
She:when man ka makauli ana puhon?
• When are u going home?
He:2012 pa jud ko pohon makauli beh?pait..
• I ‘ll come back home on 2012, pouting
She:pag ym beh
• Put YM babe
He:1st week ng jan...ikw?..
• 1st wekk of january. You?
He:chat nlng gud ta beh...pwede ..
• we will just chat babe ok?
She:ok
• ok
She:....pa mahuman ako contract oi
• my contract will be finishing soon
He:tnx beh...luv u so mch..
• thanks babe. Luv u so much
He:ok,bsta amping lng knunay ha.....
• ok but u take care always
She:after sa imo contract musakay na pud kag balik?
• After you contract are you going to leave again for work?
He:ambot lgi beh...ky tagaan mn gud me ug line,up dyon....
• I don’t know babe because they will give us line up right away
She:unya?
• Then?
He:bsta,tigom sa ko beh ha...b4 ko dsyd nga mg,minyo ta?..
• But I will save babe before we can get married
She:maova
• Is that it
She:after 5 years?
• After 5 years
He:no,after 3yrs beh.....
• No after 3 years
She:ha?
• Whoa?
he:ngano ha mn beh.....
• Why babe?
She:ingon ka 2013
• You said 2013
He:oo,bsta naa ipon beh...luv u..
• Yes but I will have to save first. Luv u
She:wa man klaro oi
• You aren’t sure
He:tiaw gud wla beh...ngtarong bya ko nmo?..
• Just joking babe. I am serious towards u
She:ingon man ka after 3 years
• U said after 3 years
She:kadugay ato oi
• That takes long
He:btw,tigom sa lgi ko beh..ky ako baya laki?..
• By the way, I will save babe because I am the man
She:cge matulog nako
• Ok I will go to bed now
She:bye
• bye
She:ikaw gud bahala oi
• its up to u
She:ikaw pagbuot sa imo life oi
• you decided with your life
He:ok beh...luv u..
• ok babe luv u
She:cge ayo2 na lang
• you take care
She:ako pa nimo ayaw na lang pagminyo
• if I were u don’t get married
She:para forever ka naa sa imo pamilya
• so that you will stay with your family forever
He:dli pod beh oi...ikw b ky lain.....
• not that babe. Don’t’ think that way
She:kalimti na lnag to ato plano
• just forget all our plan
She:kay ako mag re contract na lang pud ko dre
• because me I will find a new contract in there
She:ok cge tulog nako
• ok I will go to sleep now
He:beh...laina pod oi,,,..
• babe don’t be like that
He:cge 2log nlng ky kapoy raba ka?..
• ok I will go to sleep because u are tired
She:basta mao nato ako palno
• that’s it. That our plan
She:plano
• plan
He:nga unsa mn beh.....
• what plan babe
She:from now on dili nako magbuot sa imoha
• from now on I will not control your life
She:ok
• ok
She:iya2 ta og plano
• we will have our own decision
He:cja ky msuko dyon.....
• don’t be upset
She:ay da gikapoy nako
• awww I’m tired
He:ayaw gud ana beh..pls..
• don’t be like that babe please
He:cge na beh,2log na ky pra mka relax ka?ako pod dri krn,,,..
• ok babe, u go to sleep so that you can relax & me too
She:di pag relax na
• then u relax yourself
He:luv u so mch my beh...mwah..
• luv u so much babe. kiss
She:i cant answer taht one anymore
•
She:that
•
He:hmmm,,,,suko jud dah.....
• hmm you are really mad
She:it seems like youre not ready then i wont force you
•
He:ready ko beh oi...dli pa jud enuf ako money?..
• I am ready babe…the money is not enough
She:mao gani di ayaw na lang pagminyo kay imo money enough man lang sa imo family
• That’s why don’t get married because your money is enough for your family
She:ok
•
He:beh...ayaw gud pg,ana?..
• babe don’t talk like that
He:luv raba jud nako.....
• I really luv u
She:ambot lang na imo gitawag na love kung asa na adulong
• I don’t know what u call luv as if nothing will happen
He:ikw b,ky la japon ka motoo nako.....
• You babe you still don’t believe in me
She:unsa may ako toohan vincent?
• What will I believe in you Vincent
She:pirme na lang ka ani
• You are always like this
He:nga ikw lgi ako minyoan beh.....
• That you are the only one that I will get married
She:ambot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I don’t know
He:ikw gud,ug dli ka m2o nako beh...miz u..
• It’s up to you if you will not believe me. Miss u
He:beh,2log nako ha....luv u so mch..mwah..
• Babe I will sleep now.


She:hey
• hey
He:hi,my beh...msta?
• hi babe, how are u
She:karon paka online?
• You just come online now
She:or kaganina ra?
• Or you’ve been online longer
He:krn pa beh...tan-aw lng ko kdiyot ky duty pq dri mn
• Just now babe just checking because I am still on duty
She:maova
• Is that it
He:oo,ug mg.off nq krn ky blik nq work my beh..tc always
• Yes, I will be back on my off. Got to go back for work. Take care always
She:ok
• ok
He:tnx...luv u so mch.....
• thanks.
She:ok bye
•


He:beh...msta?
• babe how are you
She:k lang
• im ok
He:unsa u lingaw krn behhtc
• what are you doing now babe
He:bg.olng q ng.open sa aq fb..
• I just open my facebook
She:wala lang
• Just nothing
She:wala man ko nangutana
• I didn’t ask
He:suko ka nq beh...paita pod oi...
• Are u mad at me…pouting
She:wala man ko nasuko
• Im not
He:hmmm,,,tnuod?
• Hmmm sure
She:naa ba koy angay ikasuko sa imo?
• Do I have the reason to be mad
She:pwede mo ask og favor?
• Can I ask a favour
He:unsa mn?
• what
She:kung naa kay lain nagustuhan na girl na taga inyoha or taga asa just tell me in advance ok
• if you like somebody that lives in your area or wherever just tell me in advance ok
She:cge adto nako
• ok I will go now
She:ayo2 na lang
• take care
He:la lgi bhe...tc always
• nobody babe take care always
She:bye murag busy man ka sa fb
• bye as if you are busy on facebook
She:ok
•
She:bye
•
He:ingon ka beh...adto nka?
• U said you are going
She:kinsa diay ni si anna paman llego?
• Who is Ann paman llego?
He:taga bohol na sya bhe...ug naa nman na sya lain..toa sa canada?
• She’s from bohol babe & she had someboday else in canada
She:ex na nimo?
• Is that your ex?
He:oo,2g-an q pra dli ka msuq?
• Yes, telling u the truth so that u will not get mad
She:bhe man lagi inyo tawagan until now?
• You call each other babe before?
He:ambot nya...ky naa na lgi sya lain dd2..canadian boy?
• I don’t know w/ her, she had somebody else a canadian
He:ayaw lng selos beh...
• Don’t get jelous
She:hahahahaha
• hahahah
He:tawa jud na sya b...
• you’re laughing
She:unsa man diay maghilak ko?
• What am I going to do, cry
She:hayahay pud ka
• You are really chilling
He:beh...suko na sya b...
• U mad?
She:basin ganahan pa siya nimo?
• Maybe she still likes you
He:ambot lgi beh oi...bsta la jud q mgbnuang nmo beh?
• I don’t know babe. But I am not playing games with u
She:maova
• Is that so
He:lgi beh...ikw gud ug dli ka m2o nq....
• True it’s up to you if u don’t believe me
She:unya kabalo na siya nga naa naky uyab?
• & then does she knew u have a girlfriend?
He:oo,ug only god know's nlng daw me...hehehe
• yes & only god knows
She:naay katawanaa?
• What’s funny
She:n?
•
He:sori beh....
• sorry babe
She:saeryoso ba ka sa akoa or wala?
• Are u serious with me?
He:seryoso gud beh...
• I am babe
She:unsa ka seryoso?
• How serious
He:na ikw jud aq mahal beh...
• That you’re the only one
She:hala mao man kaha
• Awww is that all
He:sugot p lng jud ka nga tipon nata bsan dli pa kasal?pra mka sure jud ka nq beh...
• If it’s ok for u to that we live in together without marriage so that u can make sure of me
She:no way
•
He:mao jud lgi na b...na mg-ipon sa jud q beh...
• that’s the reason babe, I will save babe
She:nakaplit nakag laptop?
• Have u buy a laptop?
He:la pa beh oi...internet ni dri sa barko..
• Not yet babe, I use internet in the company (ship)
She:aw
• aw
She:cge tulog sa ko ayo2 n lang
• ok I will go sleep u take care
He:ok beh...gudnyt...mwah
• ok babe, goodnight kiss
He:amping baya dha permi ha...
• you always take care
She:char!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
• (char: expression used of nothing to say)
He:lgi beh...dli jud na sya m2o b...
• its tru babe u don’t believe me
She:nganung dili man lagi ka mag yahoo?
• Why is it you don’t use yahoo
He:dli mn pwede dri beh...intrnt lng?
• It’s not allowed in here. Only internet
She:kinsa man na ingonna dili pwede?
• Who told u that it’s not allowed
He:lgi ky la webcam dri sa barko fb lng?
• Coz there’s no webcam in the ship facebook only
She:ok
•
She:cge adto nako
• i will og now
He:ok,ingat beh...luv u
• ok take care babe luv u
She:nganung gusto man ka makig ipon before ang kasal?
• Why is it you want live in before marriage?
He:pra msayod gyud ka nga seryoso q nmo beh...ug ok ra mn b qng dli p ta kaslon?
• So that you will know how serious I am & it’s ok if we are not married
She:maova diha diay masukod kung seryoso ka or dili?
• Is that it, that way u can measure how truthful u are towards me?
He:oo beh...pra mkta ang matag-usa ka ugali nato duha qng angayan b gyud ta?tc
• Yes babe so that our attitude will be put to test if we are really meant to be take care
She:unya kung dili?
• And if not
He:hmmm....hlak nlng q sa tago beh...
• Hmmmm I will just cry in secret babe
She:ok ra man mag ipon pero way tandugay
• It’s ok live each other without marriage without touching
He:oo b...
• Yes babe
She:dili ko oi kasab!an ko sa ako mga maguwang
• I don’t want to my elders (brother/sister) will go mad at me
He:adto gud q pra mkta q nla beh nga seryoso q nmo?
• I will come so that they will see me & how serious I am
She:sure?when man?
• Sure? When?
He:kanus-a lgi ka uli mn beh... exact na date pra kblo q?tc
• When are u coming backhome exaxt date so that I will know take care
She:basin sa december next year lagi
• Maybe december next year
She:puhon
• hopefully
He:ok,bsta tawag2 lng q nmo beh ha..off q ky 2g nq beh..luv u
• ok I will just call u from time to time I will go to sleep now luv u
She:pag uli nako puhon kuyog ka sa akoa?
• If I will come home soon will you come with me
He:oo,b...ug beh...off q ky 2log na jud q?bsta sabot nata ha...
• Yes babe & I will go now we will talk about it soon
She:ok
• ok
She:tawag ka ha
• u call okey
He:ok beh...luv u so much
• ok babe luv u so much
She:love you too
•
She:tc ok
• take care ok
She:paghinay sa work
• take it slowly at work
He:ok beh...tnx
• ok babe thanks
She:bye

[blacknose7]

Thank you Maria for your time and ur translation.
ok we talked about it, and things now are better and she promised to dump him. we have to trust each other, or else there wont be peace.

[Steve.r]

Thank you Maria for your time and ur translation.
ok we talked about it, and things now are better and she promised to dump him. we have to trust each other, or else there wont be peace.

I feel that you will always be looking over your shoulder..... the warning signs are very clear.

[Maria B]

Thank you Maria for your time and ur translation.
ok we talked about it, and things now are better and she promised to dump him. we have to trust each other, or else there wont be peace.

anytime....but watch your back.