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    Naked Truth ...

    ... about another elderly gent; here, then, is MY interpretation of the 'bare' facts:


    An 80-yr-old "preening pensioner" from Stockport has received a suspended jail sentence - and placed on the Sex Offenders' Register - after shocked neighbours reported him for "alarming the lieges" by pruning his roses in the nude.

    "Things came to a 'climax' when he was spotted washing his car and cleaning his gutters while inappropriately undressed for such activities" according to a spokesman from Greater Manchester Police.

    That's the second time the "long arm of the law" has caught up with an elderly gent ...

    ... indeed, twice in as many days!!


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    it gave a whole new meaning to the order


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    I once saw an older guy mowing his lawn without his trousers.
    When I questioned him about this he told me it was all his wife's idea.
    Apparently the week before he mowed his lawn without his scarf and got a stiff neck


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    I once saw an older guy mowing his lawn without his trousers.
    When I questioned him about this he told me it was all his wife's idea.
    Apparently the week before he mowed his lawn without his scarf and got a stiff neck
    ... you sure his neck was the ONLY part of his anatomy that was "stiff", Terpe?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    he told me it was all his wife's idea.
    So ... he was saying: ""


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