John ... as an electrician to trade, I thought you might recognise the "sparky" humour - that abounds on this site - for what it IS ... without there being any need for you to "blow a fuse". And ... if you'll excuse my use of puns (it's simply my style! ) you must surely realise that the feedback you've had so far, reflects respondents' sense of "shock" at the speed with which you're hoping to "wire the plug". !

So ... as you have already been advised ... take a step back, think carefully about what it is that you really want from a partnership. Is it ? If so, then visit the Philippines, interact with the beautiful ladies that abound there and see how things pan out. But be aware - and this applies to hetrosexual relationships everywhere - the "flame" of requires a spark to ignite it in the first instance.