Spam: Filipino Bride Wanted

[Mich]

I have received this email. a real spam mail. this guy is really specific about his wants.. anyway hope filipinas wont fall for this trick! wag kayong tanga. LOL.


FILIPINO BRIDE WANTED

Mr. Earl Bagley, an American citizen is in search of a BEAUTIFUL Filipino bride.

REQUIREMENTS:
1. Age 18 to 38
2. Height : 4'11" to 5'6"
3. Weight : 95 lbs to 120 lbs
4. Valid Passport

BRIDE's WEDDING GIFT:
The lucky bride will receive on the wedding day

$ ONE MILLION U.S. DOLLARS!

Ladies who fit the requirements and who are interested in being the lucky bride, please send your color full length photos, resume with your contact number, e-mail address and a written letter as to why you would like to marry Mr. Earl Bagley to raz_zine@yahoo.com

This is not a scam. I assure you that Mr. Bagley will reply to you as long as you have completed the requiements. If you are not chosen as the lucky bride, you will be offered a job abroad. A fact is, we have been receiving a lot of replies since March. Don't be left behind. Send yours NOW!

[walesrob]

The "delete" button instantly solves the problem.

[Mich]

actually, i have blocked the email address! so i wont be getting messages from that person.

[joebloggs]

crazy thing is , is it a con
who would make a name up like EARL !!

anyway why would you give your wife $1m on your wedding day, what do you get went you divorce ???

hmm wheres my full length colour pic of Myleene Klass and my celeb in the jungle pics of her

scam or not the lady organising it is in Palanan, Makati City, but shes using 2 different names smells like a pork pie

[KeithD]

Mitch....fancy a job as a maid....that gives 'extras'?

[joebloggs]

what keith you can get her a job in the Halifax as a tea maid

[KeithD]

She'll have to wear coke bottle glasses though

[Mich]

Mitch....fancy a job as a maid....that gives 'extras'?

Im not good with household chores keith

but i can be your maid!

[joebloggs]

your not thinking the same as scouser keith are you , the bit about extra's you would need to be in the uk, as there is a bank that gives you extra's but hes not taking about money.. , i think he, i knows hes talking about them Massage Parlour hes goes to in lillypud land..

[KeithD]

I'm trying to get to the Bunyranch in Nevada, 20 mins away from where I is at ..... http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html , I think it's only for the Navy though, as I've heard it's full of seamen!

[Mich]

your not thinking the same as scouser keith are you , the bit about extra's you would need to be in the uk, as there is a bank that gives you extra's but hes not taking about money.. , i think he, i knows hes talking about them Massage Parlour hes goes to in lillypud land..

is that it???

[joebloggs]

I'm trying to get to the Bunyranch in Nevada, 20 mins away from where I is at ..... http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html , I think it's only for the Navy though, as I've heard it's full of seamen!

yeah so you finally found your seamen , we know how much you like sailor boys , and will do anything for a man in uniform

joke to tell your sailor boys

A sailor walks into a bar. The bartender immediately notices that this
is a pretty well built
guy but he has the tiniest little pinhead. After serving the sailor a
couple of drinks,
curiosity finally gets the best of the bartender and he asks the
sailor why he had a normal
sized body with such a tiny head. The sailor tells him this story: "I
was involved in a naval
battle where I was the only survivor. I was stranded on a deserted
island in the middle of
the ocean for months, when I happened across a mermaid while I was
walking on the
beach." She was on the beach and couldn't get back in the water so I
helped her get back
to the ocean, she was so grateful she granted me three wishes. I first
asked to be rescued
off that god forsaken island. She told me that it was no problem, that
the rescue ship was
on the way, and that I still had two more wishes." "Next I asked for a
never ending roll of
twenty dollar bills." Then the sailor reached into his pocket and kept
pulling out 20s and
putting them on the bar. "Finally I said to her, 'I've been on this
island for quite some time
without a woman and I'm quite horny, She said "as you can see from the
waist down I'm a
fish so I'm sorry but I can't help you there." "Well I thought about
it for a minute and said
OK, how about a little head.

[bigtombowski]

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